Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it’s covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir. The car is rust-free. We didn’t charge you for it, did we?
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said,”You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend
Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are coming to the attention of Americanauthorities.Among the brothers:——————Sooflay …………………..the restauranteurGuday……………………. the half-Australian brotherHuray……………………. the sports fanaticBejay……………………..the gay brotherKuntay & Kintay…………….the twins from the African motherSayhay…………………….the baseball playerOjay………………………the stalker / murdererGulay……………………..the singer / entertainerEbay………………………the internet
If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:”You could do worse.” “I’ll work so hard you won’t even know I’m there.” “I’ll need all my paid vacation time up front so I’ll be rested when I start.” “You can’t turn me down because I
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he says: ‘I will now answer anyquestions you have.’ Bobby stands up and says: ‘I have four questions’:1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? 2. Why haven’t you caught Osama bin Laden?