Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19, 1995 TRANSCRIPT, TRIAL OF THE CENTURY, DAY 257BAILIFF: Hear ye, hear ye, the court is now in sess…DEFENSE: Objection, your honor.JUDGE: To what?DEFENSE: Nothing, your honor. We’re just warming up.PROSECUTION: Your honor, the people would like
Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.Sociable Type Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.Timid Type Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.Nosy Type Peeps over partition to
TOP 10 McGreevey jokes…. 10 NJ state bird – swallow. 9 New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Highway. 8 NJ raises terror alert level to lavender. 7 We know he didn’t like bush, but this is ridiculous. 6 Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed “polling” so much. 5 What does McGreevey
Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I’m in a car pool.
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on the bed.2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.3. Both are threatened by their own kind.4. Both like to chew wood.5. Both mark their territory.6. Both are bad at asking you questions.7. Neither tells you what’s
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None. He fell down the stairs.