Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don’t feel well. Doctor: Don’t worry, you’ll just have to go to bed for a spell.
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics,
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a Norfolk farm: “Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser. The ninth one just left.” Sign seen in London department store: “Bargain Basement Upstairs” Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: “Closed for official opening.” Sign
Spell mousetrap with three letters. C-A-T
Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks.
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not bring babys?Swallows!
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a Hong Kong supermarket: “For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.” Sign at fast-food place: “PARKING FOR DRIVE-THRU CUSTOMERS ONLY!” Sign outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: “Ladies may have a fit upstairs.” Sign in a