Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual. One of them is an Italian, one is Black and the other is Jewish.They are sitting around drinking some beers, and they make a wager. They bet who can make love to their wife and make
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a litter of dachshund pups: “Get a `long` little doggie!” Sign in a cafeteria: “Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. In pencil beneath the sign: Socks can eat anyplace they want.” Sign on a music
Fred came home from his first day at school. “Nothing exciting happened”, he told his mother, “Except the teacher didn’t know how to spell cat so I told her”
The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board.
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an asphalt truck: “Let us fill your crack!” Office sign: “Ace exterminating – we kill bugs dead, walk-ins welcome.” Sign at a muffler shop: “No muff too tough for us!” Sign on a government issue car: “Fulton
How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t “That’s not how the dictionary spells it” “You didn’t ask me how the dictionary spelt it !”