These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a realtor’s office: “Lots for little.” Sign in a shoe store: “Come in and have a fit.” Sign in a maternity clothes store: “We are open on labor day.” Sign in a non-smoking area: “If we see
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness? – He refused becuase he hadn’t seen the accident.
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a scientist’s door: “Gone fission.” Sign in a taxidermist’s window: “We really know our stuff.” Sign in a podiatrist’s window: “Time wounds all heels.” Sign in a butcher’s window: “Let me meat your needs.” Sign on used
Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard. “Now,” she asked Johnny, “what word would we have if we placed a “K” in the front?” After a moment’s reflection, Johnny said, “Canoe?”
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a hotel. “Help! We need inn-experienced people.” Sign in a science teacher’s room: “If it moves, it’s biology. If it stinks, it’s chemistry. If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.” Sign in butchers window: “Pleased to meat you.”