A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes andkegs of beer. He asks a nearby demon if this isreally hell, and what was so bad about the place.”Well,” said the demon, “the kegs all have holes inthe bottoms, and the blondes
I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from miles around. After fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said,
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country shop: “We buy junk and sell antiques.” In the window of an Oregon store: “Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?” In a Maine restaurant: “Open 7 days a week and weekends.”
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.St. Peter asked the lawyer his name and looked it up inhis book. He then asked the Pope for his name, and lookedit up in his book also.
I don’t think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I’m wide awake, and gets me up when I’m sleepy!
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for a few months, when he decided to test her. As they drove along in the car, he unzipped his fly, turned to her and said, “Do you want to see my wee-wee?”She yelled, “No!No! Please zip