“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be right back after these messages…”
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart’s younger sister, he went
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa Fe gas station: “We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.” In a New York restaurant: “Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.” On the wall of a Baltimore estate:
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from each other. Since their schedulesintertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car.So they did. They drove it home and parked it in thestreet between their establishments. A few minutes later, the rabbi looked
Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and screaming. They don’t know I’m just using blanks.
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New York convalescent home: “For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.” On a Maine shop: “Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.” At a number of military bases: “Restricted