Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating. Semi-Annual after-Christmas
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state ofagitation. “Father!” she cried, “just WAIT until you hear this!”The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, ” Now just calmdown and tell me what has you so
Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. There’s lots of room now,’ he said.
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!Q – The dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door… which do you let in first? A – The dog of
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help. Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. For those of you
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair with a woman… almost.” The priest says,”what do you mean almost?” The man says, “Well, we got undressed and rubbed togetherbut then I stopped.” The priest replies, “Rubbing together is the same as puttingit in. You’re
Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.