Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken, watch for finger. -My kid had sex with your honor student. -If at first you don’t succeed, try not to look astonished. -I.R.S.: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got. -Jesus loves you…
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason. Molly McGee Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day. Mickey
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!
Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can’t answer. I didn’t know I was supposed to keep count!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all of their gear and headed down to the lake.They were having terrible luck, they weren’t catching a thing. But all the sudden, one of the scientists feels a pull at his line. He shouts out, “I
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. Henry Youngman To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior’. Rita Rudner This guy says, ‘I’m perfect for you, because I’m a