How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a cliff.How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves…she fell out of the tree.How did the blonde die, drinking milk…the cow stepped on her.How did the blonde burn her nose…bobbing for french fries.Why does a blonde
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. Clarence Darrow Kids. They’re not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. Bill Maher To be a successful father there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy eating an ice cream. The priest says, “How’d you like to fuck that?” To which the lawyer replied, “Out of what?”
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but he has a nervous twitch, and his left eye is always winking. So he speaks with the manager and the manager says, “Well sir, you are very well qualified for the job, but people have to
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him. Arthur C. Clarke Is man one of God’s blunders or is God one of man’s blunders? Friedrich Nietzsche God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. Voltaire When
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue, finally gave up and asked the Cardinal next to him, “What’s a four letter word, ending in U – N – T that means ‘woman’?”The Cardinal was working on his own puzzle and didn’t even bother
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!