Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you’re the one with the radar.
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A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny
Policeman: Didn’t you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.
Guilty Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder. There is strong evidence indicating guilt; however, there is no corpse. In the defense’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client is guilty and that it looks like he’ll probably be convicted, resorts to
Policeman: Didn’t you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.
Here’s a handy list to print out and carry with you at all times. Next time ya rip one and someone asks, “what was that?”, you can now explain!Silent But Deadly (SBD) Fart The type that remains totally inaudible, yet somehow causes all the occupants of a room to collapse.