Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common ? A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight attendants that breakfast could be served.One of the passengers, upset because he was awakened, growled, “Whoturned on the fucking lights!””Oh, no sir,” the nearest flight attendant replied. “Those are the breakfast lights. You slept through the
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth, and I can’t stomach any more. I feel as if I am getting the shaft, that this ugly matter has come to
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried about getting real seasick. The doctor tells him,”Just eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.”Steve says, “Will that keep me from getting sick?”The doctor says, “No, but it’ll look real pretty in
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest fear: the Cold War Clinton: His biggest fear: a Cold SoreNixon: Carpet bombing Clinton: Carpet burnsNixon: His Vice President was a Greek Clinton: His Vice President is a geekNixon: Couldn’t stop Kissinger Clinton: Couldn’t stop kissing
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?
Q: Why couldn’t the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth.