How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older priest what he should give a cocksucker.”Oh,” says the older priest, “give the altar boy a dollar or so, if you feel like it. Personally, I never give them more than fifty cents.”
Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn’t pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. ‘Darling!’ he blurted out, ‘will you marry me?’ ‘Of course, I will, you silly boy,’ she replied, ‘who is it speaking?’
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman… Wow! Just look at
A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and they were changing their shoes when a cell phone on the bench rang. The man picked it up and answered it. “Hi honey,” said the woman on the other end.
Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys