A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. “Father,” he said, “I am deeply concerned about the
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the front door, glance around and duck inside. “Ah, will you look at that?” One ditch digger said.”What’s our world comin’ to when men of th’ cloth are visitin’ suchplaces?”A short time
What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His friend says, “That’s going to be tough to beat. What are you going to do for your Twenty-fifth ?” The first guy says, “I’m going to go back and get her.”
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrivedwithout her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it. A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied toher head. The
If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk.
I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?