Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney: “And where is milepost 499?”Witness: “About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500.”
Policeman: How can you say you don’t have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They’re all in the glove compartment.
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are burnt. ‘Sit down and tell me how it happened,’ said the doctor.’Well, I was ironing my clothes when I received a phone call, and instead of picking the phone, I picked up the iron and burnt
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B191294, Judge Joan Kujava, Presiding Plaintiff, Mr. Wiley E. Coyote, a resident of Arizona and contiguous states, does hereby bring suit for damages against the Acme Company, manufacturer
Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a great time to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer or talk to your sister.Two hot dogs and a beer at a baseball game DO, in fact, constitute going out to dinner.If we see you in
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do you serve lawyers here?” “Sure do,” replied the bartender. “Good,” said the customer, “Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my gator.”