The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional.She says, “Father, I never wears panties under my habit.”The priest chuckles and says, “That’s not so serious.
There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happened, they lucked out and got a moose. Unfortunately, they were about a mile from their truck. They were having a tough time dragging the animal by the hind legs
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. “Congratulations,” says the nurse to the new parents. “What will you name the baby?” The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, “I think we will name him Sum
How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!
A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One of the other biologists saw his sad looks and asked, “What’s the matter?” The young biologist said, “They put me in the same tent with old Doctor
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. No male can possibly know all the rules. If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules. The female is never wrong.
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable. The three of them decide to duck inside.On the way in one of the wise men hits his head on the low entranceway. “Jesus Christ!” he says.Joseph says, “Quick, Mary, write that down! It’s a