The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife in bedwith the Sunday papers, her cup of tea, and a pack ofcigarettes. One of the old villagers came up to him and said.”Good morning Vicar, how be you and the wife?” The
A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to run some errands. The proud papa stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of doing,
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked how much the cucumbers were. The merchant said thatthey were 4 for a dollar. The nuns said okay.The puzzled merchant asked why they needed four cucumbers whenthere were only three of them.A nun answered back, “Well,
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to put in it. She said..You wear briefs, don’t you He said.. Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said.. Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the golf course. After arriving at the club house,he was told that the only way he could play today was if hewas willing to play along with three nuns. He agreed and set off with the nuns