How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!
Q: what’s a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch.” Her husband mumbled, “Clock always was slow.”
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on