A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he chose a brass rat and brought it up to the counter.The proprietor said, that will be $10 for the brass rat and $1,000 for the story behind it. The man said, ‘Thanks, but I’ll just pay
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford tobe screwed for?
Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What happened…why are you crying?”The Blonde tells her that her mother has passed away.The neighbor makes her some coffee, comforts her and then leaves.The next day the neighbor goes back over to the house and finds the
Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It’s too dangerous on the street.
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3) Submarine screen door 4) A book on how to read 5) Inflatable dart board 6) A dictionary index 7) Ejector seat in a helicopter 8) Powdered water 9) Pedal-powered wheel chair 10) Water-proof tea bag
Policeman: What do you think you’re doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says “Safety Zone.”