Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, “Well Bill, I’m really confused on this one. It’s a tough decision I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Texas for a costume. Suddenly she slapped him hard and stalked off the dance floor.”What the hell happened?” asked a friend who had witnessed the entire event.”I’m not really sure.” the
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so called “lady of the night”. Shesays, “For $300.00, I’ll do anything you want.”Our fine lad thinks for a moment then says:Ok. Paint my house, bitch!
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven. “Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?” he asks one of the men, who had been a butler. “I was a good father,” he answers. “Yes, but you were a drunk all
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The man asked the bartender what the gorilla wasdoing in the bar so the bartender showed him. Hetook out a bat and hit the gorilla over the headwith it. The animal instantly dropped down andgave the bartender
Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market !