A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though that she couldn’t touchany of it until she turned 14.
Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you’d catch me on a slow one.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going to make it rain until the whole world is covered with water and all the evil things are destroyed. But, I want to save a few good people and two of every living thing on the
Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off when they weren’t being used. You wouldn’t have to wait for them to recharge after each shot. They last longer and come with a warranty. You can try them out first for a two-week trial period
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?
Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.