SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) – Six people drowned yesterday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt. An 18-year-old farmer was the first to descend into the 60-foot well. He drowned, apparently after an
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s tallest building, when all of a sudden, the cablesnaps and the elevator starts plummeting to the ground. The emergency brakes don’t work, the emergency phonedoesn’t work, and they both begin to panic. The woman screams “We’re
How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.
Your so bald your bald
Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off the truck. They panicked
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians. This presents no problem for thehorse as the Indians can always use another pony. The dog’sfate is some what tenuous but it is certain that the cowboy willbe burned at the stake the following sunrise.
I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.