One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a doctor”. His friend said “Don’t do that. There’s a computer inthe drug store that can diagnose anything. It’s quicker and cheaperthan visiting a doctor. Simply put a urine sample in the machine andit will diagnose your
America’s oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasn’t got a grey hair on her head. How come? She’s completely bald.
The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence. Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her husband wasn’t interested in her any more he justwouldn’t have sex with her anymore.So the doctor went into the back of the shop and got a bottle of100 pills. He told her that “if you give
If your watch is broken, why can’t you go fishing? Because you don’t have the time.
Look at that bald man over there. It’s the first time I’ve seen a parting with ears.
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him. In Ohio,