A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you think it is right that a seventeen year old boy spendsthree hours every night in your apartment?”Mrs Smith replied. “Its a platonic friendship. Its play for him and atonic for me.”
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy.” Glenda Jackson, Channel 4 TV: “There’s nothing athletes like – or indeed hate – more than hanging around like this.” – David Coleman, BBC
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old lady fixed her gaze on his 17th Centurysporran and asked, “What, exactly, do you keep in your scrotum?”
Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you’re bald.
A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in monthly payments. He’s pretty proud of this rig and gets ahold of his friend to do some male bonding with the new ride. They go duck hunting and of course all the lakes are frozen. These
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine explained. “It’s too obvious that your blonde hairisn’t natural, since the hair between your legs is black.” The model picked up a paperweight and slammed it down on the editor’sfingers. “What the hell did you do
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude who is also a serious contender for the annual “Darwin Award”. That prestigious prize is given posthumously to the person who does the human gene pool the greatest service by removing himself from it in the