A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt all over!”What do you mean?’ said the doctor.The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,’Ow, that hurts.’Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, ‘Ouch! That hurts, too.’Then she touched her
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to aneighbour of his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer. Incensedat the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said, “Hey,if your dog stole a roast from
Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You wanna go in and get shit faced?”
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up in the bed, frantically leafing through the bible “What areyou doing?” asked the friend. “Looking for loopholes,” repied the lawyer.
Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell “coward” at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to their destination the car stalled on them. Then the first engineer who was a mechanical engineer said, “don’t worry its probably engine problems. I will just pop open the hood and take a look at the