Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked. Her memory is truly random-access. Her mental function can be graphed with a single dot. Her mere presence causes parity errors, power fails, and head crashes. Her mind is not grounded to a logic supply. Her
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup of coffee. The waitress, who is very busy, gives him his coffee and rushes off to help the numerous customers having lunch at the diner. The man,
Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn’t, nature beat me to it.
My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What’s that? Ouch!
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they were out of stock. His brain would rattle around in a gnat’s navel. His buffer is full. His clutch is slipping. His data bus stops for red lights. His deck has no face cards. His elevator
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows him into theliving room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to fix somedrinks. As he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on themantel.He picks it up and as he’s looking at