Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says “Bus Stop.”
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for breakfast? A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!Q: What did you have for lunch? A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!Q: What did you have for supper? A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor! . . . . . . . .
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.””How cold was it?”I do not no exactly, but I saw a lawyerwith his hands in his own pockets.”
Policeman: Why didn’t you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds next to a small lake. Every day the new bridegroom was seen in a boat on the lake fishing.Two old timers who was always setting on the dock thought it kinda funny that the groom was
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients. When he saw the first visitor to hisoffice come through the door, he immediately picked up his phoneand spoke into it,” I am sorry, but my workload is so tremendousthat I am not going to be
Policeman: Why didn’t you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don’t believe everything I read.