The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?” I said, “Fire and theft.”Insurance agent frowned. “Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft.”Apparently, the only way I can make a claim with this coverage is
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a typical Texas baby, weighing a whopping twenty pounds.”WOW!” was the response from everyone at the bar.Two weeks later the Texan returned to the bar. The bartenderrecognized him and asked,
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto labor!”The nurse says, “Calm down. Is this her first child?”He says, “No! This is her husband!”
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran over to help the driver. A women was the first to reach thevictim, but a man rushed in and pushed her aside. ‘Step aside, lady,’ hebarked. ‘I’ve taken a course in first-aid!’ The women watched for
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife !
How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he’d lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. “No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,” he said