There was some mix-up with a woman’s room. The clerk (or whatever they are called on ships) was trying to remedy the situation. He asked, “Would you like an inside cabin or an outside cabin?” She replied, “Well, it looks like it might rain today. I’d better get an inside
My teacher reminds me of history She’s always repeating herself !
Teacher: What’s a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, ma’am.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t hear the question. “Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the corner.The minister says, “My, Farmer Petrovich, you’re certainly giving thatsheep a beating. You wouldn’t do that to your wife, would you?”The farmer says, “I would if she farted and jumped sideways every time I tried
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a
I’m learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !