I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with “I’m not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts.” Without trying to make her look
The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the blind rabbit tells the blind snake that he doesn’t know what he is, because he can’t see. The blind snake takes ahold of the rabbit and says, “Well, you have long fur covered ears and a
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out pops a little black head.”There was this black guy once” she said to the midwife. Then she screamed again and out pops a yellow body. “That must be the Chinese
Someone — always a man — always asks, “does the ship run on generators?” The Cruise Director usually tells them, “No, we just have a very long power line running to the mainland.”
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The father thought for a moment, “Yes son, sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case!”
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices thatat the other end of the bar is the most attractive woman he has everseen….he is immediately lust-struck and decides that he must haveher….He leans over to the bartender and asks if the bartender has anySpanish-fly