An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy with his accommodations, he complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment. The attorney immediately advised that he intended to appeal, but was then told that he would
The tourist: “Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?”
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend of his sitting on the steps outside, sobbing loudly with his head buried in his hands. “What’s the matter?” he asked of his friend, “Did your lawyer give you bad advice ..?” “No – it’s worse
The frightened tourist: “Are there any bats in this cave?” The guide: “There were, but don’t worry, the snakes ate all of them.”
Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? “He wanted to be a hentertainer.”
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his crotch”, one whispers to the other.”Just ignore it”, is the answer. “Easy for you to say. He’s using my hand!”.