Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven’t got the energy.””Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”The turkey pecked at a lump
Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin’ mate !
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one.2. Golfer: “Well, I have never played this badly before!” Caddy: “I didn’t realize you had played before, sir!”3. Golfer: “My wife says if I don’t stop playing golf
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath certificate had you taken the man’s pulse?” The coroner says, “No.” The attorney then asks, “Did you listen for a heart beat?” “No.” “So when you signed the death certificate you had not takenany steps to
Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I wasn’t going to miss seeing myself on “America’s Most Wanted.”
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother decided to remove a bees’ nest from a shed on their property with the aid of a pineapple.A pineapple is an illegal firecracker which is the explosive equivalent of one-half stick of dynamite. They ignited the
Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.