A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary said, “My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating.” The teacher said, “That was good, Mary, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate.’” Sally
McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. “Hey,” said McAfee, “be sure to watch out for that bridge that’s coming down the road toward us.” “What are you telling me to ‘watch out’ for?” asked Brackett. “You’re the one who’s driving!”
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s your name, mister?” she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck.”It’s Snow, Roy Snow,” he answered, “and what’s yours?””I’m June, June Hansen,” she said. “Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats andget prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants ifeveryone was buckled in and ready.”All set back here, Captain,” came the reply, “except onelawyer who
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country inn. The last time he’dfinally managed an affair with the innkeeper’s daughter.Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged hissuitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short.There sat his lover with an infant
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six – One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs. A: Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the