The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics: 1. Engage the enemy. 2. Draw him into your territory. 3. Wait until winter sets in. ——————————————————————————– The Iraqi verions of the classic army regulations can be summarized as: If it doesn’t move, hide behind it.
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said “I must have been tight last night”The Elephant said “You were the first time but second time was’nt so bad”Sent by lcg
Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street? Resident: No, it’s 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse people.
Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Did you hear about the flag’s birthday? It was a Happy one!
Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating to the Civil War. BIGGEST MAN… The biggest man in the Union Army was Capt. David Van Buskirk of the 27th Indiana Regiment who stood 6 feet 11 inches and weighed 380 pounds. He was captured
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has acork in his ass. He says, “How’d you get a cork in your ass?” The other guy says, “I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of