Tourist: What’s the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don’t have one. You strangers can’t get out of here fast enough for us.
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you’ll get there.
Did you hear about the tree’s birthday? It was a sappy one!
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad? A: You shout out, “B-52” ——————————————————————————– The latest from Saudi Arabia and Baghdad is that : Americans claim they have air superiority over Iraq. Iraqis claim they
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get out?Stop imagining!Sent by Cally
Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don’t you ever shoo them? Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, “Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas.” “The gatekeeper replied, “First of all,