A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him “Are you a bear?” “Yes” “What are you doing at the movies ?” “Well, I liked the book!”
Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise? The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. “Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.” Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had
Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of middle school girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use a lubricant.Q. What’s six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?A. Money.Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?A. After five years your job will still suck.Q. How can you spot the
Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you’ll see a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an M&M.