For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children this age, this is not funny. For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning. For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control. The following came
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other.After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman’s apartment.”I can’t imagine what it will be like making love to a midget,” said the woman, “especially
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. 2. For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty. 3. Toys multiply to fill any space available. 4. The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what are these?” he says, pointing to her breasts.”Well, son,” she says, “these are balloons, and when you die,they inflate and float you up to heaven.”Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes offquite satisfied.Two days
Have you read the book, “100-mile Horse Trek” Who wrote it? Major Bumsore
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was wet. Then it got very hard and