Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates over tea.”I call my man ‘Eight,’ ” said the first woman, “Because he’s got eight inches, and we do it eight times a day.”The second woman said in response, “I
Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep – not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk about a book for one of his classes, the clerk responded, “This book will do half the job for you.” “Good,” the Polack replied, “I’ll take two.”
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso they felt Grumpy instead…..”
Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy? A. Trying to read a stucco wall.