At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank. Long distance companies don’t call you to switch. You give blood everyday.. just for the orange juice. McDonald’s is the supplier of all your kitchen
Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second hiker says, “What are you
Q: Why was a blind man’s leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other
There’s a guy who’s hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away. So the guy starts to climb down the tree.
Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down until your demands are met. 2) Tell the lifeguards that they aren’t doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people kind of almost drown today. 3) Ask people if they have seen your