A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.Turning to the man next to him he said, “I forgot my teeth.” The man said, “No
The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his bag in and climb aboard, gasping for air. seeking at him, another man said, “Young man, you should be in better shape! At your age, I
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between them.The beech says to the birch: “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”The birch says he cannot tell.Just then a woodpecker lands in the sapling.The
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and blood. He asks his friend,”What’s happened to your car?””Well,” the friend responses, “I ran into a lawyer”.”OK,” says the man, “that explains the blood… But what about the leaves,
Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, “Taxi!”
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our children’s soccer practices. I phoned and explained that my husband had the car again, so I wouldn’t be able to take my turn.A few minutes before she was due
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. “I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?””It’s $50,000,” the lawyer said. “But why? You’ll be dead soon, why do you want to become a