The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got to talk to the mother superior. “Excuse us, but can you tell us where the dwarf nuns are?” “Sorry”, she replies, “but there are no dwarf nuns here”. “Well, are there any in the city?”. “No,
Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send someone out immediately and asked him where he lived. “Right at the end of ,” Billy Bob replied. “Could you spell that for me please?” the operator asked. After a very lengthy pause Billy Bob said,
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in the United States each year. All these years I’ve been eating them raw.
Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear? A: Answering the stapler.
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they called his two buddies Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe to I.D. him. Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. “Yep, he’s got
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to show her daughter that she’s a hip parent and tries to get her daughter to open up and talk about dating boys and what it’s like for her. Mom: So….now that you have started dating, what’s