If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger ? A stri-ped !
A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling,
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet women!
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair. The man shouted, “What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there.” The prostitute snapped back, “What do you want to do, knit or fuck?”
Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, “I think they could be bird tracks.” The second blonde went to look and said, “No, I think these are deer tracks.” They stepped aside
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on him. He asked if they wanted to come over to his house later. They agreed to come over at after they went home and got ready. Charlie had a friend who worked in a drugstore, so