First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn’t hurt. So he buys a new cock from the local
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the other…Hey, are we almost there??? Is this the fallopian tube??? Sperm #2 says “Naaaa this is still the esophagus”.
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia? “Cause there ain’t nothin’ worth shittin’ on up there!”
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting married and I’m a little inexperienced, so I’d like to ask you a few questions.” He says, “All right.” She says, “All right…what is that thing that hangs between my fianc?’s legs?” The doctor says, “That’s
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.