When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, “Local Man Saves Child by
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me she was bisexual. Who the hell wants to screw just twice a year???”
How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!
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A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations. The operation is performed, but a month later, she’s still not pregnant, so she goes to see the doctor again. This time he recommends
Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!