How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!
I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts…. she gave me change!
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic. “What’s logic?” the first redneck asked. The professor answered, “Let me give you
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love like that to me after we’re married ?”He considered this for a moment, and then replied, “I think so. I’ve always been especially fond of married women.”
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks!
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, “Where does you go to school?” The coed, of course, was not
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.After consulting the Bible, the priest says, ” My son, after an exhaustive search,