The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked by it. She finally entered the shop one day and said, “Just how much is that watch?””It’s $2000, ma’am.””Hmmm. Well, would you consider time payments for it?””Just what sort of ‘time schedule’ did you have in
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break… It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything. The same thing happens
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker,” the housewife told a neighbor.”You didn’t do it, did you?””I have to admit I did — though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven’t done, though, is tell
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father… and your uncle…” You ever said the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.” Your Jedi robe is camouflage. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. At least one
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game or two with the ladies, she goes home to fix her husband dinner when he gets home from work. Well, one Thursday, she’s playing a great game and she has an incredible hand when she notices