Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room.When they’re done, he said, “I’m afraid myFinnish isn’t too good.”The hooker replied, “Your foreplay ain’t allthat hot either.”
Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said “Whatever shall we do?” “Let us spray!” replied the other.
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, “What’s this, Paw?” The father responded, “Son, I have never
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad * You see a bill board that says “Don’t do crack” and it reminds you to pull up your pants. * You stare at a carton of orange juice because
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in oral sex. “Back ladies, back!” cried the leader. “There’s a very dangerous beast out there!”But it was too late, as several of her girls had more-or-less seen the deed happening. They asked their
I looked into a blonde’s eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!