Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering — have you ever cheated on me?” “Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question…” “Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please.” “Well, all right. Yes, 3
A blonde tried to blow up her husband’s car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, “If I gave you this money, will you take it and
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.”Doctor,” she replied shyly, “I just can’t undress in front of you.””All right,” said the physician, “I’ll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you’re through.”In a few moments, her voice
Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter. The airlines have crazy frequent flyer rules, and the wife ended up on a flight the day after her husband. The husband
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, “I wish you had a flashlight.” He says, “Why’s that?” She says, “Because you’ve been eating grass for fifteen minutes.”