An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about December one year that he couldn’t take it any longer. So he said to his wife one evening, “Honey, next Friday we’re going to Hilton Head for the weekend. We’ll get a condo on the golf
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry. She hadbeen with so many perverted men over the years that she felt sheneeded a change and would only get one by marrying a virgin male nearher age.She
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A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college and asked if she could send him some. “Of course, I’ll send you some money, dear,” Mom said. “By the way, you left your calculus book here when you visited last month. Would you like me
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to say, “Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem.Can you help me?””Oh, that’s not a problem for us men anymore!” announces a proudphysician, “They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, thatdoes the trick! You
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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What’s are these, Dad?” To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.” “Oh I see,” replied