Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet.
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,” the judge said. “Yes, Your Honor,” the suspect replied. “What did you steal?” the judge asked. “I stole a dress, Your Honor,” replied the suspect. “One dress?” the judge bellowed. “But you have admitted to breaking
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, “Pierre, kiss me!” Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start eating.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!